The “Chicken Foot Robber” Caught.

November 25th, 2008

Not sure if this guy’s an asshole or an idiot. Either way…

chicken foot robber The so-called “chicken foot burglar” may be responsible for at least ten robberies in Dalton, Georga.

A few weeks ago, multiple Chattanooga news sources reported the man you see in this surveillance picture.

Police say he threw a bag of chicken into the yard of a home to distract the dog and then robbed the house! One house he made out with $12,000 in cash and jewelry.

That’s pretty smart! But what he did afterwards - not so much. Officers arrested Ricardo Alexander Velasco-Rivera after he pawned the stolen items. Way to go, Butch.
They’ve now linked him to ten burglaries in Dalton and also recovered almost 10-thousand dollars in stolen jewelry, which was given back to the rightful owners.

What an asshole.

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Dad Arrested After 8-month-old Injured in Wreck

November 19th, 2008
I’ll let you read this and judge for yourself. You know what I’m going to say about it…asshole dad

The search for a father who left the scene of an accident where his eight month old son was hurt is now over. Attenro Foster turned himself in today after being on the run for two days.

Foster was taken into custody this afternoon on charges of reckless endangerment, leaving the scene of an accident, failing to render aid, filing a false report, and aggravated child neglect.

The charges all stem from an incident Monday. That’s when police say Foster was in a car accident on Talley Road with his baby inside. It’s not clear whether the child was properly restrained.

Police say Foster brought the 8-month-old home to the mother and left, without telling her or anyone else about the accident.

Over the course of the next day, the mother began noticing her son was screaming and crying constantly, and both his legs were swollen.
Doctors at TC Thomspon told her that the baby had broken both of its legs: one of the legs was broken in two places. Doctors told authorities the injuries were the result of some kind of violent incident. It was at that time that police say Foster told the mother of his son that they’d been in a crash.

Police located Foster Wednesday afternoon and arrested him. Detectives say they can’t understand why he allowed his son to suffer for 24 hours. He remains in the Hamilton County jail. It’s unclear whether Foster knew the extent of the child’s injuries at the time of the accident.

-What an asshole.

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911 is for Emergencies, Asshole.

August 6th, 2008

subway asshole

I’m a picky eater. I want a burger with mustard and ketchup and a chicken sandwich with ketchup only. I don’t want ice in my drink. It’s what I want, and since I’m paying MY money for it, I want what I ordered. So, as you can imagine, I’m not the happiest person when a restaurant messes up my order.

But this guy… Wow. This guy’s reaction makes my harshest words in the face of the acme-ridden drive-thru kid seem like the best idea ever.

This guy in Jacksonville, FL, calls 911 to complain about his sandwiches.

Three times.

Yeah.

42-year-old Reginald Peterson just wanted a sub with everything on it. They left off something (mayo? mustard - I don’t recall) and he freaked out. I guess he thought that it’d be a good idea to waste someone’s time whose job it is to take calls for and direct help to real emergencies.

Somewhere a poor family is standing outside watching their home of 10+ years burn…

Somewhere a woman is holding her non-breathing baby in her arms…

And THIS dispatcher is stuck talking to a guy about his order at a Subway. Seriously, dude, don’t be wasting people’s time like that!!

Can you imagine the frustration the 911 dispatcher must have experienced? They get prank calls all the time, but this was just… ridiculous. And here’s the kicker - in an interview with Peterson after he got out of jail, he said that he was “going on emotion” but that he “held his composure throughout.”

Composure?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

If your order is wrong, call the manager - not 911.

What an asshole.

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Extreme Home Make- Uh, wait… Foreclosure???

July 30th, 2008

Extreme Home

So you’re on a TV show that does wonderful things - builds families who have had tough times homes.  This wonderful show builds you a $450,000 home, gives you $100,000 to get you going, pays off your mortgage and gives scholarships to all of your kids.

With me?

It’s now four years later.  You’ve mortgaged your home.  Twice.  You’re not keeping up with the payments and now it’s going to be foreclosed.

It happened.  Really.  Patricia Harper in Clayton County, Georgia, let the extreme generosity of many wonderful people (more than 1,800 volunteers) go to waste.  It was in 2005 when the reality show made her reality so much better… but now it’s all down the drain.

How do you let something like this happen?  What kind of ungrateful piece of crap do you have to be to do something as irresponsible as this?

Now, I’m not in their shoes, and I hate to judge someone because I don’t know what their situation is… but the fact of the matter is that this family had to do nothing but work to pay off the taxes of the home, and instead, they’re packing up their bags and moving because they claim they are being harassed now.   HARASSED? I wonder why they’re being harassed.  Maybe it’s because they just committed an epic fail.

What an asshole.

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Talula Does the Hula

July 24th, 2008

I’m speechless.

Just read this - straight off the AP wires.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.

Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed.

Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday. The girl was involved in a custody battle, he said.

The new name was not made public to protect the girl’s privacy.

“The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child’s parents have shown in choosing this name,” he wrote. “It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”

The girl had been so embarrassed at the name that she had never told her closest friends what it was. She told people to call her “K” instead, the girl’s lawyer, Colleen MacLeod, told the court.

In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of the unfortunate names.

Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter “and tragically, Violence,” he said.

New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.

Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them about the potential for embarrassment.

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Can you believe some people?  What is wrong with people that they would name their kid something so … stupid and strange?

What an asshole.

Woman Poisons Baby

July 17th, 2008

Baby Poisoned by mom

So this woman, Amber Brewington, has 3 kids - one of them being the 4-month-old baby pictured above. She takes the kid to Vanderbilt Hospital in Nashville, Tennessee for “unexplained seizures” and “possible brain damage”.

Apparently mom injects the Baby with a syringe filled with salt water. And does it again on Sunday (July 6th).

What the hell?

Baby is transferred to Pittsburgh for treatment. Mom goes and tries to do it again! This time she got caught.

She told police that she was trying to hasten the death of a suffering child. She also told them that she had injected the baby five or six times.

Holy crap. What kind of heartless bitch would do this to any baby - much less her own kid? I hear stories like this almost every day and frankly, it pisses me off (all the while saddening me). It’s said that the woman is suffering from postnatal depression, but that still doesn’t make any sense to me. Guess it’s not supposed to - if it did, I’d be writing about myself.

The baby’s father is being questioned but is not suspected of anything right now. The other two kids are staying with relatives.

I’m still blown away that a woman would do this to her own baby at all - much less five or six times! Hell, she went from Nashville to Pittsburgh and tried to do it AGAIN!

What an asshole.

Full Story Here

Puppy Torture

July 15th, 2008

I ran this story in Yesterday’s 5pm show and thought it was perfect for this blog:

“Police in Texas are searching for a man they say tortured a puppy.
Investigators say the man kicked, beat and even forced the four-pound puppy - named Phoenix - to eat detergent.
Now, veterinarians are working around the clock to help the animal get better.
He was on a feeding tube, along with an I-V and he’s still wobbly on his feet.
Police are now working to arrest the man responsible for Phoenix’s severe injuries.
Reports say the man is the ex-boyfriend of Phoenix’s owner and that he broke into his former girlfriend’s house and hurt the puppy to get back at her. ”

Now there’s a real man.  You’re pissed off at your ex-girlfriend, so you break into her house and torture her puppy?  What a pathetic failure of human existence.  You can’t call her up and talk about your problems?  You can just move on?  No, you gotta go and pick on a poor, defenseless animal.

What an asshole.

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July 10th, 2008

Remember when Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield’s ear in a boxing match?

Well, this fine fella by the name of Gary Eastwood one-upped Mike… by biting the NOSE off of another man.

It happened at a Burger King in South Carolina. Guess he wanted some extra boogers with his whopper? Have it your way!

Anyway.

Witnesses say Eastwood was behind the victim in the drive-thru and rammed him. A fight proceeded and one man’s nose ends up in another’s mouth.

Out of all the low-down, dirty things to do in a fight… Come on! Someone’s nose?! That’s disgusting!!

(and probably the most original thing I’ve heard being done in a fight in a long time)

Brings a whole new meaning to the old kid’s game - “Got your nose!”

So yeah, Eastwood is being charged with assault and battery. Meanwhile, the victim is having surgery to try and get the nose reattached. (”Good luck with that” - signed, John Wayne Bobbit)

The thing that gets me most is what witnesses said happened when he bit it off…

“(Eastwood) bit the victim’s nose off and spit it out and continued to roar,” Witness Brett Sims said. “The gentleman continued to yell and scream at the victim and continued going after him.”

He roared. He roared!! Dude! You just bit the guy’s nose off! Why you gonna keep on attacking him?

What an asshole.

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Son Causes Father’s Death After Locking Him in a Hot Car

July 8th, 2008

Theodore Pressman

So a man, Theodore Pressman, leaves his elderly parents in the car for three hours while he goes and finishes his bus route in New York. What happens? Oh, not much - just that his father dies.

Hello?? It’s July for crying out loud! The temperature got up into the mid-80’s that day. What do you reckon the temperature inside that Sazuki got up to? ‘Gimme the over on three digits.’

Why didn’t the parents just get out of the car? Well, Detective Sgt. Eric Johansen of the Peekskill Police Department says, “It appears they did not have the physical or mental capacity to deal with the situation.”

Ouch.

So the mom is okay, but the dad is dead. Pressman faces charges of reckless endangerment right now but could face even more: the death has now been ruled a homicide. Johansen, however, does not think that Pressman meant to harm his parents.

This brings to mind an interesting point: As children, we depend on our parents to take care of us. As time goes by and we all get older, the roles often reverse. It happens to some people sooner than others, and while I won’t pretend to know what this guy was going through in his daily life, it seems like he could have left his parents somewhere INDOORS where there was some A/C if he had to go finish work! Neighbors of the family said that Pressman often left his parents in restaurants when he would go to work; why the hell would he leave them locked up in a car…

in JULY?

What an asshole.

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Three Year Old Hurt in a Hit & Run

July 7th, 2008

Sometimes people amaze me. Most of the time, however, I remain this jaded, cynical bastard. Like for instance, this guy is driving a truck in Bradley County, Tennessee. He hits a little girl playing with a ball.

And kept going.

The boy’s cousin was watching and says she saw the truck slow down… just enough so that the child could get out from under the car.

The cousin said the car then took off.

I don’t know why the kid was out in the street - that’s beside the point. If you’re driving and you hit someone’s kid, for God’s sake, stop and see if the kid is okay! Call the hospital if you don’t see the kid’s parents. Do something - don’t just keep going!! What kind of low-life can go to sleep at night knowing that they could have run over someone - much less a kid - and killed them!

What an asshole.

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