Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Remember when Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield’s ear in a boxing match?
Well, this fine fella by the name of Gary Eastwood one-upped Mike… by biting the NOSE off of another man.
It happened at a Burger King in South Carolina. Guess he wanted some extra boogers with his whopper? Have it your way!
Anyway.
Witnesses say Eastwood was behind the victim in the drive-thru and rammed him. A fight proceeded and one man’s nose ends up in another’s mouth.
Out of all the low-down, dirty things to do in a fight… Come on! Someone’s nose?! That’s disgusting!!
(and probably the most original thing I’ve heard being done in a fight in a long time)
Brings a whole new meaning to the old kid’s game - “Got your nose!”
So yeah, Eastwood is being charged with assault and battery. Meanwhile, the victim is having surgery to try and get the nose reattached. (”Good luck with that” - signed, John Wayne Bobbit)
The thing that gets me most is what witnesses said happened when he bit it off…
“(Eastwood) bit the victim’s nose off and spit it out and continued to roar,” Witness Brett Sims said. “The gentleman continued to yell and scream at the victim and continued going after him.”
He roared. He roared!! Dude! You just bit the guy’s nose off! Why you gonna keep on attacking him?
What an asshole.